Politically (In)Correct - Seedless Watermelon

Hey, Hey, Hey People!

Today, I decided to randomly go to the store (where shopping is a pleasure - PLEASURE!...Publix) and bought watermelon. When I went to buy it, I checked with the random person standing next to me to make sure it wasn't "nasty watermelon" (sweet watermelon is nasty watermelon - it ain't sweet) and the person said "It's just regular watermelon". And I said "Wow, that's awesome! Thanks person!"...

But anyway, I'm here to tell you why seedless watermelon is politically incorrect.

First of all, are we stupid or something? In seedless watermelon there is still white seeds. Does Corporate America really think we American's are that stupid? So... I told the produce dude, "Pick through my watermelon and remove all the white seeds 'cause I want it to be truly seedless." And he told me, "Well, I can't do that unless I turn it to mush...I don't think you would like mush." "Well...", I replied, "I don't want to eat something old people enjoy... so, I guess I'll have to deal with the white seeds. Dang-it!"

Another thing that makes watermelon politically incorrect is that in regular watermelon there are white and black seeds. So... what are we racist are something? Just like how we discriminant cow milk we discriminant watermelon. Why do the white seeds get to stay while the black one have to be removed?

Help in the petition against Watermelon Seeds Desegregation and Discrimination (WSDD). Visit (website coming soon!) to help.