Thursday, July 9, 2009

Random Acts of Randomness - Intoxicated Woman Babbling to ME!!!

So, I kept getting a local call from some cell phone number I didn't know. Sooo, I answered it thinking it might be finally OPRAH or BRITANY or a friend...but it was an elderly confused woman, or an intoxicated person. They just keep babbling things like "Get a job!" and "Where are you? I told you to be home by orange o sock...pudding makes me happy?" exactly like I just was saying you got the wrong number I SELL BANANAS not pudding there is a CLEAR difference between the two, one is yellow and hard and the other is liquidy and comes in different colors, i think, my anteater would know she survives off of it! ahaha! Anyway, she calls later when shes more sober and like leaves a LONG message about how she was sorry and blah blah blue. Just wanted to share this with ya'll. If you had an experience like this comment it! And check Random Awesome Stuff out on!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Video Blog - Britney, Happy Birthday!

Hello people, that have all be influenced by the amazing Britney, in some way, shape, or potato....

Here is my video blog, dedicated to the one and only Britney Spears! Oh yeah!

Sunday, November 30, 2008

In the News...

Don't try this at home, or any other place without a trained professional. ;)

2 Days Ago this tragic event happened.

Eden Parker, the world's oldest woman died at a "young" age of 115 years and 220 days.
Born April 20th, 1893...thats 101 years before me!!
Coincidently, she was in the SAME nursing home as the gigantic 7 foot, 7 inch woman - are you sure one of her parents aren't a giraffe?

Back to the old woman, she is amazing and lived in three different centuries - anybody that lives over 110 years old is known as a supercentenarian (a endangered species of rasien only 89 known to be left on the entire Earth)

So...have your own mini tribute to Eden Parker.
She amazes me!

And here is an awesome picture of her:
Image: Edna Parker

Friday, November 28, 2008

First Video Blog

Hey people of the planet that is covered mostly with a giant blue thing, also known as water,

Here is the first of my video blogs.... hope you enjoy. And don't forget to play the moo game!

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Random Acts of Randomness - Ticket Eating Old Dude

Hola! I wonder how they say "pigs" in Spanish. Moving on to the Ticket Eating Old Dude...

Well, I was at Publix (The pleasure of shopping.) and was getting provolone cheese ( the proviest!) Anyway, ya'll know those ticket things the deli peoples make you get that are all green and paperish, he had one. I guess got bored then ate it!!! Just sholved half of it in his mouth and bite. Yum Tasty?

Friday, October 24, 2008

Random Acts of Randomness - T.V Hosts I Do Not Like

Dr.Phil - He thinks he has got some sort of magical answer to everything - after all he is not Charlie the Unicorn or anything. I was watching his show the other day and it was about killer texting - which is like killing people and texting at the same time. Anyways, there was a 21-year-old that could drive with her knee while texting. People DON'T text under the influence...everybody know that!?! One word of advice to Dr.Phil - Keep looking for the amulet.

Suzy Orman - She made Oprah's show the worst ever!! She is 56-years-old and looks like she is in college or something. (layoff the Botox) I mean really and she thinks she knows it all about money, too bad she spends it all on her facial skin. Hopefully by the time she is 90-years-old she can have at least one wrinkle on her face, but she is kinda tight in the way she knowns Oprah.

<3 Oprah!

Monday, August 18, 2008

Warning May Cause Death: Doors

Ever have a bad experience with doors? I know I have countless times - especially those stupid glass ones at hotels. I would keep walking into the glass bruising my forehead over and over. This is why doors may cause death; they're very dangerous. They can whack you in the face for no reason at all - ouch! There are sliding or electrical doors too that you just expect to open, but they won't - thats going to leave a mark. On this one television show, there was this guy that got hit in the face with a door and suddenly had all this girls chasing him. He got tired of all this and eventually kept hitting himself in the face with the door to return to his regular ugliness.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Fantastic Foods - Waffles

Waffles are fantastic and come in circular and squarish shapes - both of which I love. After being cooked in the toaster (my favorite of all appliances) you can top it with anything, butter, mayo, ketchup, blueberries...I think you get the point. It's very easy to eat on the go with being so thin and delicious.

They even have their own restaurant - the Waffle house! Waffle houses are one great thing about America, no matter where you are in the whole United States you can always pull over on the side of the road and be within four-five miles of a waffle house - plus you may meet some great toothless people in there.

Just like toast, you can play Frisbee with it then eat it - I wonder if the squarish one would be good at flying far?

Did you know the waffle has been around since the 14th century? Well, you do now, they used to be called wafers and are extremely similar to what we call a waffle today. Back then, they had waffle makes that imprinted stuff like coat of arms or royal symbols for the richer people in the medieval days.

Go eat a waffle!