Politically (In)Correct - Hobos

Who doesn't like hobos? We make fun of homeless people but they can be the best of friends at times - if they don't want to con you out of a house. Anyways, they're great...and they happen to be politically incorrect. We are constantly degrading them as a "hobo" - I know this one dog thats name is "Bobo" so it's not that far off. Hobos cannot afford things that we all take for granted, cable TV, the internet, a house. Just walk up to some random hobo and give him/her a cell phone. Yes, a cell phone, you can do many things with it. All in one little device you can call people, go on the internet, watch television and much more. They would be very useful for hobos because they are very easy to carry around without a place to set it down. So...give the next hobo you meet your cell phone and stop degrading hobos. They're awesome!

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Politically (In)Correct - Seedless Watermelon

Hey, Hey, Hey People!

Today, I decided to randomly go to the store (where shopping is a pleasure - PLEASURE!...Publix) and bought watermelon. When I went to buy it, I checked with the random person standing next to me to make sure it wasn't "nasty watermelon" (sweet watermelon is nasty watermelon - it ain't sweet) and the person said "It's just regular watermelon". And I said "Wow, that's awesome! Thanks person!"...

But anyway, I'm here to tell you why seedless watermelon is politically incorrect.

First of all, are we stupid or something? In seedless watermelon there is still white seeds. Does Corporate America really think we American's are that stupid? So... I told the produce dude, "Pick through my watermelon and remove all the white seeds 'cause I want it to be truly seedless." And he told me, "Well, I can't do that unless I turn it to mush...I don't think you would like mush." "Well...", I replied, "I don't want to eat something old people enjoy... so, I guess I'll have to deal with the white seeds. Dang-it!"

Another thing that makes watermelon politically incorrect is that in regular watermelon there are white and black seeds. So... what are we racist are something? Just like how we discriminant cow milk we discriminant watermelon. Why do the white seeds get to stay while the black one have to be removed?

Help in the petition against Watermelon Seeds Desegregation and Discrimination (WSDD). Visit (website coming soon!) to help.

Politically (In)Correct - Milk

What color is milk? White you might say... but is it really white? Are we being politically correct..?!?!?! While it appears to be white or off-white, what about all the different flavors of milk? It comes in chocolate, strawberry, banana and many more that I can't count. Where does chocolate milk come from, well if white milk comes from white cows... then chocolate milk must come from black cows. And what about those Hispanic cows... don't forget about them.


So... we can all conclude that milk may be white, black, tan or whatever color the cow is. Next time someone asks you what color milk is tell them it depends what type of cow it comes from.

Cows go Moo! Moo! or do they...?

Politically (In)Correct - Milk (Preview)

So... sorry, but I'm not yet done with my first post in this series, but I want to get some feedback first while I continue my research... ;D ... but here we go!

What color is milk? White you might say... but is it really white? Are we being politically correct..?!?!?! Come back in about a week - or sooner - and I'll have your questions answered.

Milk!

About Politically (In)Correct

Hello People on the Internet!

Once again I'm starting a new series called "Politically (In)Correct"! First... I can write about anything politically correct in this series, or as that parenthetical "in" shows, I could write about something politically incorrect... so... this should be exciting...

I hope you all comment on this point-of-view, so we may have a discussion going on within the comment!... Hope you enjoy the series... cause I know I will! Milk!