Digg'n in the Dictionary - snafu (#9)

Snafu is my ninth word in Digg'n in the Dictionary found on page 1355 of my dictionary.

Snafu as stated in the dictionary is "disorder or confusion; mixed up as usual; mishap, mistake".

Without snafuing the world would be perfect, right?

Well right...but this could never happen 'cause everybody makes snafus and there are a lot of mental insane people that have disorders and are constantly confused. I make tons on snafus and I'm sure you do too, without snafuing you can never make a mistake - that would be totally hard to do. My brother helps out at this hospital fixing computer stuff and one time had to go into the psycho people ward so...since snafued people are insane I'm going to tell you some stuff he told me.

There are different levels of security - 2500 low, 2600 medium, 2700 high - (how crazy the people are). He went into the 2600 level and there were all these people in glass containers! (Not really, just in a hallway full with rooms attached...) This one dude came up to the window of the nurses station, where my brother was at and asked, "When can I get some fresh air?" And the nurse said, "Later today at 1 pm." The dude went away. Came back 5 minutes later, and asked "When can I go home?" And the nurse said, "Not for a long, long time." I love people who are slightly snafued, and straws...

I surely love this word, what about you?

About Randomology

One, two, three, four...
Hey, hey, hey people and primates of the World, Internet, the Planet Mars, and Gwam!

I'm starting a new series "Randomology"... as you may know, my current occupation is a randomologist - a person who studies how random the universe is, and the reactions that are an outcome of a random event or action.

I would like to educate my readers of what I do, how to be correctly random (yes, there is a way to be random), and how to analyze a random event/action, and the response to that event/action.

Um Hum - How about around of applause for the new series. Hopefully you can become as desultory as a true randomologist!

Fantastic Food - Pizza

Hey People, if it's Oprah Winfrey press 1, otherwise press 67.

There are many fantastic things you can do with pizza...and I want to let you know what some of them are. First off, you can put anything on pizza - including cereals of roundness. Pizza is one of the only foods that you can actually get delivered to your door - or window. To order it you must speak to a person on the phone - which its pretty fun to mess with them by telling them you want a shoe on the side or something bazaar like that. Anyways back to pizza, instead of decorating cookies at the fall festival at elementary school suggest that your school should decorate pizzas - 'cause its more fun and exciting (Who doesn't like sprinkles on pizza?). Plus, pizza is one of the foods you can eat with no utensil or with a fork buddy - I enjoy using forks! There are many ways to eat pizza - like an elderly person, or cut it up, etc. Let me think of the last strange yet random thing I did with pizza. Well...I didn't eat the whole thing and I didn't want to waste it so...I went to some people in the neighborhood and put a slice in a plastic bag then stuck it in their mailbox. I don't really know if they ever got it or the greedy mail lady did.

Anyone know if the letter "Y" is a vowel yet?

Useful Nouns - Forks

Hey people who don't have llamas as pets - or if you do thats awesome!

Forks are very useful and can have up to four prongs on the end. I feel bad for all of those people out there that have three pronged forks 'cause they can't afford the extra luxury of a fourth prong. I'm glad homeless people get to experience the pleasure of four pronged forks because they give them at homeless centers. Anyways back to forks, you can use them to eat any kind of food - excluding liquidated ones. Plus a fork and a spoon - two of many utensils - can be combined to make a spork - or can it be called a "foroon" (I wonder). A fork can be a very loyal friend too that will never leave you literally empty handed at meals and will always be there for you. A fork adds an awesome touch to any kind of theme just hang it to a wall, or frame it - everyone will ask you about it. Plus, a fork is a great gift to give anyone for a birthday, x-mas, and so on.

Everybody out there find a fork buddy and chill with em'.

Random Acts of Randomness - Post- Christmas in July!

Hey People on the surface of the Earth!

I'm going to tell you about my random awesome Christmas! Well, my awesome cousin came over and we baked cookies - chocolate chip and snickerdoddles - while singing along to Christmas songs - including the one about the freak with the red nose (its okay...I like red noses!). After this, more people came over to my house and I got extremely hungry and rawr'd at everybody, so...we ate food. We talk about all these random topics from people under the ground to cars. Then we watched a Christmas movie while the pre-elderly people cleaned. After the movie, we went for a walk to the dock in my neighborhood to go outside and spread the Christmas spirit because my mom was dressed in a shirt with reindeer on it and we all had Santa hats on while loudly singing Christmas songs. Later that night, we did presents...and I got this awesome shirt that said "My monkey loves chicks." Then anticipating for the no-show Santa we all went to bed.

I hope next year more of ya'll do something. :)

Random Acts of Randomness - Christmas in July!

Hello people that are experiencing winter in the Southern Hemisphere and those in the Northern Hemisphere experiencing the heat of summer!

Well, today for the Northern Hemisphere...let it snow! Merry Christmas in July!

Today at our house we're celebrating Christmas in July! Yes, celebrating! We're doing it all...Christmas dinner - we're having spaghetti! - , Christmas tree - an awesome short one. -, presents - wrapped and lots of em'. - , baking cookies - yum! Hope I don't eat too many :P -, even Christmas towels in our bathroom! I told you my family is totally random we're having guests over for dinner and listening to Christmas music. Who knows we might even go Christmas caroling - Frosty the snowman is back!

How are all of you out there celebrating this day?

Random Acts of Randomness - Sam's Club

I'm not the only random person in my family - we're all random :) - anyway my mom and I were at Sam's club which is a cheap local warehouse to buy food, chairs, and a bunch of other random awesome stuff. Before you leave the store - which you could never leave and hide in the huge playground set - your receipt has to be checked. After checking out with the cashier we went to this other woman to leave and we had to wait in line. I told my mom that our feet were on the camera monitoring screen above. Since we were waiting anyway my mom decided to kill time by kicking her legs like a chorus line dancer and making them dance on the screen above for all to see. Of course I had to join in. We were so occupied in doing this we did not realize we were the next person in line and there were about four people waiting behind us. Anyways, the checker lady kept calling my mom to come forward - my mom had a delayed reaction and the people got to watch her on the screen for about thirty seconds. She was somewhat embarrassed but we both can't wait to go back and do this again the next time we go shopping.

Forks are useful and come in the form of plastic.

Today Volunteering...

Location: Public Library
Date: July 19, 2008
Subject: Sabrina

Once again, Sabrina is always talking about random stuff 'cause she a bit senile and talks about whatever the book is about that she checks-in to the library - and sometimes drops it 'cause theres a spider on the cover.

Anyways, this time we were all ordering pizza - its circular (good shape whoever invented it :D ). Next time you eat pizza with a group of elderly people be sure to look at how they eat it. Sorry people on the internet, I don't have a video of this. :) To paint a mental image I'm going to describe it to you so you can act elderly! First, take a whole piece by the crust and dangle it in the air - were talking a foot above your mouth here. Then move your mouth back and forth as the slice moves left and right. Slowly bring the pizza down towards your mouth and bite it! Repeat if desired.

Results may vary :)

Note: The names of person(s) in this posting have been changed to protect the identifies of them. All person(s) are considered innocent until proven guilty in the court of randomness! Which is actually a good thing!

Digg'n in the Dictionary - drupe (#8)

Drupe is my eighth word in Digg'n in the Dictionary found on page 438 of my dictionary.

Drupe as stated in the dictionary is "overripe; any fruit with a soft, fleshy part".

What would the world be like without the word drupe?

Well, we could not have overripe things so bananas would never go bad - they get all black and disgusting. Bananas are another story they grow up and die. Anyways back to drupes, almost any fruit would not go bad so people would stop eating it 'cause it can sit in the store forever.

Also, without drupes we cannot have old people - or the awesome pleasure of them - 'cause since raisins look like old people (no offense to raisins) and raisins are overripe grapes so...old people are overripe too. Without drupes, no old people :( - and their awesome random senileness!!

RAWR! Dinosaurs are not extinct, just hiding. ;)

Random Acts of Randomness - "Wanna bet?"

Right now, I'm watching a new television show on "ABC" called "Wanna bet?" It's a show about ordinary freaks that think they can do outrageous things. Some of the people claim that they could hula hoop with a tire, lick a CD and tell you what is on it, and solve a Rubik's cube underwater blindfolded. If you can do that...its pretty awesome.

Let me know if you have any random awesome talents and email me a video to randomologydude@aim.com if you can. I'll introrse every video you send me!

Giraffes have long purple tongues! LA! LA!