Digg'n in the Dictionary - normal (#10)

Normal is my tenth word in Digg'n in the Dictionary found on page 984 of my dictionary.

Normal as stated in the dictionary is "standard; conforming to, regular; free from mental illness."

Well what is considered "normal"?

I personally think nothing can be normal and how could such a word exist in a world with billions of people expressing themselves. I would rather be called anything else, but normal because I'm very random and don't like to conform to everyone else - do they rawr at people in the middle of where shopping is a pleasure? (Publix). Your probably wondering what that was all about so I'll tell you...I was waiting for a very long time to get lunch meat - I hate waiting - and we all had to take numbers and I was like number 89 and they were serving 81 so I just had to do something about this. Well, I "RAWR'd" very loudly and they waited on me very quickly to make sure I wouldn't make an episode. Back to normal, according to the dictionary very few people are normal with all of these psycho people in hospitals and psychiatrists with people telling them their issues. So...help me get this word out of the dictionary and call Webster today.

Digg'n in the Dictionary - snafu (#9)

Snafu is my ninth word in Digg'n in the Dictionary found on page 1355 of my dictionary.

Snafu as stated in the dictionary is "disorder or confusion; mixed up as usual; mishap, mistake".

Without snafuing the world would be perfect, right?

Well right...but this could never happen 'cause everybody makes snafus and there are a lot of mental insane people that have disorders and are constantly confused. I make tons on snafus and I'm sure you do too, without snafuing you can never make a mistake - that would be totally hard to do. My brother helps out at this hospital fixing computer stuff and one time had to go into the psycho people ward so...since snafued people are insane I'm going to tell you some stuff he told me.

There are different levels of security - 2500 low, 2600 medium, 2700 high - (how crazy the people are). He went into the 2600 level and there were all these people in glass containers! (Not really, just in a hallway full with rooms attached...) This one dude came up to the window of the nurses station, where my brother was at and asked, "When can I get some fresh air?" And the nurse said, "Later today at 1 pm." The dude went away. Came back 5 minutes later, and asked "When can I go home?" And the nurse said, "Not for a long, long time." I love people who are slightly snafued, and straws...

I surely love this word, what about you?

Digg'n in the Dictionary - drupe (#8)

Drupe is my eighth word in Digg'n in the Dictionary found on page 438 of my dictionary.

Drupe as stated in the dictionary is "overripe; any fruit with a soft, fleshy part".

What would the world be like without the word drupe?

Well, we could not have overripe things so bananas would never go bad - they get all black and disgusting. Bananas are another story they grow up and die. Anyways back to drupes, almost any fruit would not go bad so people would stop eating it 'cause it can sit in the store forever.

Also, without drupes we cannot have old people - or the awesome pleasure of them - 'cause since raisins look like old people (no offense to raisins) and raisins are overripe grapes so...old people are overripe too. Without drupes, no old people :( - and their awesome random senileness!!

RAWR! Dinosaurs are not extinct, just hiding. ;)

Digg'n in the Dictionary - gimbal (#7)

Gimbal is my seventh word in Digg'n in the Dictionary found on page 599 of my dictionary.

Gimbal as stated in the dictionary is "a device consisting of a pivoted ring or rings capable of swinging freely while mounted to a fixed frame".

What would the world do without gimbals?

Well, first of all we could not have the awesome pleasure of being around old people. Without, gimbals old people would not exist because they all have back problems - and lots of other issues - anyways, they would not be able to use there hips to stand - no gimbals, no standing.

Next, how could we have swings without swinging motion and fixed things - how would playgrounds function!! Swings are the best thing in a playground - it's a proven fact - they cause the most excitement going up and down. WEE!

Plus, I could not be random and act like an elephant - HHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE - because my shoulder would be not usable without gimbals.

OINK! NEE-HA! HRREEE!

Digg'n in the Dictionary - tannage (#6)

Tannage is my sixth word in Digg'n in the Dictionary found on page 1463 of my dictionary.

Tannage as stated in the dictionary is "process the act or process of tanning something that has been tanned".

Have you ever been tannage'd? Well, I have plenty of times living near the World's Most Famous Beach. So...in that case I must have the World's Most Famous Tannage. Many people ask themselves should they tannage or not tannage? If you tannage you get the ultra-violet rays (ahha evil) and if you do not tannage you get chemicals from sunscreen. (mmmhm...intresting topic maybe ill write something random about this.)

Ilk, remember a time where your tannage was really strange and unusual. - yes it happens to you too - Tell me about your tannaging stories - nothing but funny and random please.

So...let me know what you think about tannage.

Happy tannaging today!
Go for the ultimate tan - sun-bleached. :)

Digg'n in the Dictionary - Defenestration (#5)

Defenestration is my fifth word in Digg'n in the Dictionary found on page 378 of my dictionary.

Defenestration as stated in the dictionary is "throwing out through a window".

This word is definitely a very useful word. Sometimes, I get so mad and angry all I want to do is defenestrate the person, or throw them out the window - cause they're garbage.

Do you ever feel the same way? Don't get mad...get that person defenestrated instead. Bad for them and refreshing to you.

Also, talk to your teacher or any other person about it and they'll probably have no idea what your talking about. So... next time someone gets you mad just tell them your going to defenestrate them and they may even agree to do it. :)

What would this world be without defenestration? I would feel bad for a suicidal people who could no longer defenestrate themselves. We would defiantly have more people on this Earth today.

Do not defenestrate yourself without a trained professional! :)

Note: Even though I mention suicidal people. I do not support suicide in any way shape or form. You should never attempt to kill yourself. If you have any suicidal thoughts, seek medicinal attention immediately... aka... pick up the phone and dial 911.

Digg'n in the Dictionary - ilk (#4)

Ilk is my fourth word in Digg'n in the Dictionary found on page 710 of my dictionary.

Ilk as stated in the dictionary is "every; each, also".

I know what you may be thinking it's milk not ilk but ilk is really a word! Without the word ilk we could never be like "Hey ilk-body!" (say that next time you need to say everybody - haha - it'll be cool).

Also, whenever you order pizza they always ask you what you want on it. Well, why would you want to say peppers, extra cheese ect. Just say ilk, - they should know what it means :] and you'll get the works.

It's a very useful little word but not known to many people, so... spread the word to ilk-body.

PEACE! And may ilk-day be random!

Digg'n in the Dictionary - introrse (#3)

Introrse is my third word in Digg'n in the Dictionary found on page 750 of my dictionary.

Introrse as stated in the dictionary is "facing forward" or "in the center."

Right now your are introrsing.. your facing forward looking at your computer screen... probably in the center of the room your in...how awesome!

We introrse all the time at school and anywhere really...(some people go crazy from introsephobia - it should be a phobia if it is not)

What would our lives be without introrsing? Well, we could never look at each other which would be horrible cause we could not face forward. Also, we could never walk into the center of something (like your bedroom - bet you love doing that).

Keep introrsing!

Digg'n in the Dictionary - la (#2)

La is my second word in Digg'n in the Dictionary found on page 798 of my dictionary.

La as stated in the dictionary is "an exclamation expressing suprise or providing emphasis" or "the sixth tone of the diatonic scale."

So...this blog is La La its so...exciting. I cannot la believe that you can add emphasis with laing. Next time your bored try lalaing and add emphasis on random words.

Also...la means the sixth tone of some scale (not on a fish-haha parenthisis) which means you could not sing the Do–Re–Mi–Fa–So–La–Ti–Do song it would only be Do–Re–Mi–Fa–So–Ti–Do. That would be akward.

Enjoying laing.

Digg'n in the Dictionary - parenthetical (#1)

Parenthetical is my first word in Digg'n in the Dictionary found on page 1047 of my dictionary.

Parenthetical as stated in the dictionary is "of or having the nature of parenthesis"

So...(we could not do this without it!!!) Being (parenthetical) is having something in parenthesis so (parenthetical) is in parenthesis in this sentence.

Parenthesis are very useful; without them we would be living life without interjects (how strange) because parenthesis are also used to interject stuff like I did with how strange.

So...make sure you use parenthesis today and I hoped you enjoyed my teaching of parentheticalology (oh yeah, if thats even a word, if its not it should be!).

Addition: And how could you make smilies on the computer without parenthesis! :)

About Digg'n in the Dictionary

I'm going to be starting a new series called "Digg'n in the Dictionary".

"What is Digg'n in the Dictionary?" you may ask. Well I am going to take my Webster's New World College Dictionary [Legal Stuff: © 2004 by Wiley Publishing, Inc. Cleveland, Ohio] and open it up to a random page with my eyes closed, and point to a word. That will be the Digg'n in the Dictionary Word of the Day... I hope that I can do this almost everyday...

Hope you all enjoy the Digg'n in the Dictionary Series