Random Acts of Randomness - Ticket Eating Old Dude

Hola! I wonder how they say "pigs" in Spanish. Moving on to the Ticket Eating Old Dude...

Well, I was at Publix (The pleasure of shopping.) and was getting provolone cheese ( the proviest!) Anyway, ya'll know those ticket things the deli peoples make you get that are all green and paperish, he had one. I guess got bored then ate it!!! Just sholved half of it in his mouth and bite. Yum Tasty?

Random Acts of Randomness - Random Elderly Psycho Woman

Who doesn't like to see people that need lots of psychiatric help? Well, my brother helps out fixing computer stuff at this hospital and went into the top security section (the wackiest people!) of the psycho ward to fix stuff! There was this random awesome psycho woman he encountered, she was about 70 years old and carrying around a cabbage patch doll that was all beat up and kept saying things like "I'm having a baby!" , "Is it going to be a boy or a girl?" repeatedly and never really stopped. So...what do you think is it a boy or girl?

Random Acts of Randomness - Post- Christmas in July!

Hey People on the surface of the Earth!

I'm going to tell you about my random awesome Christmas! Well, my awesome cousin came over and we baked cookies - chocolate chip and snickerdoddles - while singing along to Christmas songs - including the one about the freak with the red nose (its okay...I like red noses!). After this, more people came over to my house and I got extremely hungry and rawr'd at everybody, so...we ate food. We talk about all these random topics from people under the ground to cars. Then we watched a Christmas movie while the pre-elderly people cleaned. After the movie, we went for a walk to the dock in my neighborhood to go outside and spread the Christmas spirit because my mom was dressed in a shirt with reindeer on it and we all had Santa hats on while loudly singing Christmas songs. Later that night, we did presents...and I got this awesome shirt that said "My monkey loves chicks." Then anticipating for the no-show Santa we all went to bed.

I hope next year more of ya'll do something. :)

Random Acts of Randomness - Christmas in July!

Hello people that are experiencing winter in the Southern Hemisphere and those in the Northern Hemisphere experiencing the heat of summer!

Well, today for the Northern Hemisphere...let it snow! Merry Christmas in July!

Today at our house we're celebrating Christmas in July! Yes, celebrating! We're doing it all...Christmas dinner - we're having spaghetti! - , Christmas tree - an awesome short one. -, presents - wrapped and lots of em'. - , baking cookies - yum! Hope I don't eat too many :P -, even Christmas towels in our bathroom! I told you my family is totally random we're having guests over for dinner and listening to Christmas music. Who knows we might even go Christmas caroling - Frosty the snowman is back!

How are all of you out there celebrating this day?

Random Acts of Randomness - Sam's Club

I'm not the only random person in my family - we're all random :) - anyway my mom and I were at Sam's club which is a cheap local warehouse to buy food, chairs, and a bunch of other random awesome stuff. Before you leave the store - which you could never leave and hide in the huge playground set - your receipt has to be checked. After checking out with the cashier we went to this other woman to leave and we had to wait in line. I told my mom that our feet were on the camera monitoring screen above. Since we were waiting anyway my mom decided to kill time by kicking her legs like a chorus line dancer and making them dance on the screen above for all to see. Of course I had to join in. We were so occupied in doing this we did not realize we were the next person in line and there were about four people waiting behind us. Anyways, the checker lady kept calling my mom to come forward - my mom had a delayed reaction and the people got to watch her on the screen for about thirty seconds. She was somewhat embarrassed but we both can't wait to go back and do this again the next time we go shopping.

Forks are useful and come in the form of plastic.

Random Acts of Randomness - "Wanna bet?"

Right now, I'm watching a new television show on "ABC" called "Wanna bet?" It's a show about ordinary freaks that think they can do outrageous things. Some of the people claim that they could hula hoop with a tire, lick a CD and tell you what is on it, and solve a Rubik's cube underwater blindfolded. If you can do that...its pretty awesome.

Let me know if you have any random awesome talents and email me a video to randomologydude@aim.com if you can. I'll introrse every video you send me!

Giraffes have long purple tongues! LA! LA!

Random Acts of Randomness - Super Dogs

Today, I went swimming with two black labs! As you may be wondering "Can dogs swim?" Well yes, dogs swim in Florida. They can also do other amazing things, such as, playing freebies continually until they die, hunting random things like squirrels, and surfing - yes surfing.

If you ever go to the beach in Florida don't be surprised if you see lots of dogs in the water - even if they're surfing! Many people want their dogs to be surfers in Florida and there are many different classes for your dog. We in Florida believe if it can swim, it can surf. Yes, have a goldfish - we have lessons for it to learn how to swim... but don't be surprised when your fish doesn't learn how to surf, because they only have an attention span of about 4 seconds... so what was I talking about again...? Oh yeah, well dogs are awesome, and they love to swim and surf... so... yes, visit Florida this summer to see the Surf and Swim Dog Olympics, coming to a city in Florida near you!

I smell like dog! Just kidding... eggs and bacon rock!

Random Acts of Randomness - Drinking with Straws

Today, I was trying a new V8 drink and I thought it would be nasty so I drank it through a straw. Drinking stuff through a straw makes things taste better, cause you don't have so much at once because the straws are tiny and your mouth is huge.

According to Dr. Oz on Oprah - Oprah is inspiration, INSPIRATIONAL - anyway, he told people that when you're born you have about 10,000 taste buds - that taste stuff you eat! He also told everybody that middle aged people only have 3,000 taste buds.

Anyway, I had to try this V8 drink that's nasty without a straw so I told my mom, "Gimme a straw so I can avoid taste buds." And she replied, "Okay...whatever." After drinking it with a straw it was so much better that I had drank a container's worth.

If you stick the straw halfway down your throat - since it's halfway down you avoid half of the taste buds - so you could only use about 5,000 of them, if you still have 10,000 of them!

Normally your mouth is very big and the straw is only about 1/2 cm in diameter so... you avoid tons of taste buds this way. In theory, you should only be using about 1,600 taste buds!

All these old people (grandparents and other elderly stuff) will tell you, "Try it, you'll like it." But according to Dr. Oz, since these people are really old they only have about 500 taste buds - they can't tell if stuff is nasty. So... have any senile family members? Give the broccoli to them instead of the dog. They will enjoy it with there insignificant amount of taste buds... that is why old people - who look like raisins (no offense to raisins) - enjoy nasty stuff like prunes.

WOOF WOOF! LICK LICK!

Random Acts of Randomness - Waving to Random People

Hey people! Being the random person that I am, I want to tell you about totally random things I do in real life! I wanted to see how people would react while I waved at them with two towels on my head on a busy street. Well, I'll let you know about a couple people that reacted randomly.

1. Elderly women on a bicycle - She was riding her bike and I was standing there waving at people. She actually talked to me! Since she saw my towels on my head she said "have a good time swimming" even though I was in the middle of the intersection near no water!

2. Women driving a car - She was driving on the road and then stopped to say "hi, do you need help" and I'm like "Uhh...no I like waving at random people" and then she says "thats awesome" and I said, "I know have a random day!"

Other people waved back, gave me the peace sign, or honked. Which was awesome.

Let me know how other people reaction to you waving at them randomly on the street...HONK!

Random Acts of Randomness - The Forth of July

Hey People and Primates of Various Species!

Today is the Fourth of July a very important holiday, but most of all I'm going to be doing random stuff - as usual. I'm going to be walking up to random people I don't know and hand them a flyer promoting this random awesome blog.

So... what are you going to do on the forth of July? Many people set off fireworks... I love fireworks because they are random... each one, no matter if they are the same type, color, and size, will explode a different way and go in different directions. It's a prime example of Randomology - which I will discuss sometime in the future.

Also, at the firework show you'll meet a ton of random people and dogs that are all dressed up ready to be amazed by random flashing colors. Actually, isn't that what the Forth of July is all about... minus the Independence Day part... a bunch of people getting together to eat some Fantastic Foods, then go gaze into the light of random flashing colors in the sky... idk any more...

Boom! Boom! Boom! Ahh!!!

About Random Acts of Randomness

Hola Muchachos y Muchachas del Internet! If you haven't guessed thats Spanish for Hello Boys and Girls of the Internet!

I don't speak Spanish, that was just totally random!!! That is what this series "Random Acts of Randomness" is all about.

I am going to tell you about my "Random Acts of Randomness" in hope that you will learn the ropes of being totally random. See my whole goal of this series is to further the knowledge of randomness, because randomness makes people laugh - including yourself - which has been proven to make you life years longer so...

Be random! Ilk word introrsed in (parenthesis) is parenthetically la!