Hello People of the Internet or the ciberespacio as Spanish people may call it!
This new series is inspired by my school... How boring can class get at times? Well, while I'm in class, and I have nothing better to do then introrse at the teacher, but not listen because she's talking about blah, blah, blah... I can write something random!... So if anything awesome and random happens at school - or while I'm bored at school - I'll be sure to tell you about it!
¡Los viejos miran y olor como pasas! - Translation: Old people look and smell like raisins!
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Monday, August 4, 2008
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
About Randomology
One, two, three, four...
Hey, hey, hey people and primates of the World, Internet, the Planet Mars, and Gwam!
I'm starting a new series "Randomology"... as you may know, my current occupation is a randomologist - a person who studies how random the universe is, and the reactions that are an outcome of a random event or action.
I would like to educate my readers of what I do, how to be correctly random (yes, there is a way to be random), and how to analyze a random event/action, and the response to that event/action.
Um Hum - How about around of applause for the new series. Hopefully you can become as desultory as a true randomologist!
Hey, hey, hey people and primates of the World, Internet, the Planet Mars, and Gwam!
I'm starting a new series "Randomology"... as you may know, my current occupation is a randomologist - a person who studies how random the universe is, and the reactions that are an outcome of a random event or action.
I would like to educate my readers of what I do, how to be correctly random (yes, there is a way to be random), and how to analyze a random event/action, and the response to that event/action.
Um Hum - How about around of applause for the new series. Hopefully you can become as desultory as a true randomologist!
Sunday, July 20, 2008
About Today Volunteering...
Hello people that like my randomness and enjoy watching elephants!
I'm once again starting a new series, "Today Volunteering..." because I do a lot of volunteering... which you should do too... and a lot of random things happen while I'm volunteering, and I want to pass these experiences of randomness along to you!
Hope you enjoy introsing at my new series!
I'm once again starting a new series, "Today Volunteering..." because I do a lot of volunteering... which you should do too... and a lot of random things happen while I'm volunteering, and I want to pass these experiences of randomness along to you!
Hope you enjoy introsing at my new series!
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
About Useful Nouns
Hey any creature that can afford the internet!
Once again, I'm starting a new series called "Useful Nouns". A noun - for people who haven't gone to school, paid attention at school, or eaten yucca - is a person, place, or object - all of those things are useful. So... I'll let you know about the most useful ones. Do you know of a useful noun...let me know and it can become a useful noun on this series. I'm always looking for input. Who doesn't love nouns?
I love Oprah Winfrey - WINFREY!
Once again, I'm starting a new series called "Useful Nouns". A noun - for people who haven't gone to school, paid attention at school, or eaten yucca - is a person, place, or object - all of those things are useful. So... I'll let you know about the most useful ones. Do you know of a useful noun...let me know and it can become a useful noun on this series. I'm always looking for input. Who doesn't love nouns?
I love Oprah Winfrey - WINFREY!
Thursday, July 3, 2008
About Random Acts of Randomness
Hola Muchachos y Muchachas del Internet! If you haven't guessed thats Spanish for Hello Boys and Girls of the Internet!
I don't speak Spanish, that was just totally random!!! That is what this series "Random Acts of Randomness" is all about.
I am going to tell you about my "Random Acts of Randomness" in hope that you will learn the ropes of being totally random. See my whole goal of this series is to further the knowledge of randomness, because randomness makes people laugh - including yourself - which has been proven to make you life years longer so...
Be random! Ilk word introrsed in (parenthesis) is parenthetically la!
I don't speak Spanish, that was just totally random!!! That is what this series "Random Acts of Randomness" is all about.
I am going to tell you about my "Random Acts of Randomness" in hope that you will learn the ropes of being totally random. See my whole goal of this series is to further the knowledge of randomness, because randomness makes people laugh - including yourself - which has been proven to make you life years longer so...
Be random! Ilk word introrsed in (parenthesis) is parenthetically la!
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
About Politically (In)Correct
Hello People on the Internet!
Once again I'm starting a new series called "Politically (In)Correct"! First... I can write about anything politically correct in this series, or as that parenthetical "in" shows, I could write about something politically incorrect... so... this should be exciting...
I hope you all comment on this point-of-view, so we may have a discussion going on within the comment!... Hope you enjoy the series... cause I know I will! Milk!
Once again I'm starting a new series called "Politically (In)Correct"! First... I can write about anything politically correct in this series, or as that parenthetical "in" shows, I could write about something politically incorrect... so... this should be exciting...
I hope you all comment on this point-of-view, so we may have a discussion going on within the comment!... Hope you enjoy the series... cause I know I will! Milk!
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
About Fantastic Foods
Hello People of the World!
Once again, I'm starting a new series called "Fantastic Foods"! The foods I will post about will have something fantastic about them, or I may have a twist on the Fantastic Food... and it may not have anything fantastic about it at all - it depends on my random mood! If it not a Fantastic Food... I'll make sure you know why it's not!
I hope everyone enjoys the new series "Fantastic Foods" because foods can sometimes just be fantastic! ... and remember your comments could help to spark the next food on "Fantastic Foods"
Once again, I'm starting a new series called "Fantastic Foods"! The foods I will post about will have something fantastic about them, or I may have a twist on the Fantastic Food... and it may not have anything fantastic about it at all - it depends on my random mood! If it not a Fantastic Food... I'll make sure you know why it's not!
I hope everyone enjoys the new series "Fantastic Foods" because foods can sometimes just be fantastic! ... and remember your comments could help to spark the next food on "Fantastic Foods"
About Warning: May Cause Death
This post is about the new series called "Warning: May Cause Death".
You may see this message on various items such as medicines labels, on a soda can, or just about - let's say - 78% of items...
But there are many things that "May Cause Death" and I want to warn you about them...
Hope you are readily informed about the new items in the series "Warning: May Cause Death".
You may see this message on various items such as medicines labels, on a soda can, or just about - let's say - 78% of items...
But there are many things that "May Cause Death" and I want to warn you about them...
Hope you are readily informed about the new items in the series "Warning: May Cause Death".
Sunday, June 29, 2008
About Digg'n in the Dictionary
I'm going to be starting a new series called "Digg'n in the Dictionary".
"What is Digg'n in the Dictionary?" you may ask. Well I am going to take my Webster's New World College Dictionary [Legal Stuff: © 2004 by Wiley Publishing, Inc. Cleveland, Ohio] and open it up to a random page with my eyes closed, and point to a word. That will be the Digg'n in the Dictionary Word of the Day... I hope that I can do this almost everyday...
Hope you all enjoy the Digg'n in the Dictionary Series
"What is Digg'n in the Dictionary?" you may ask. Well I am going to take my Webster's New World College Dictionary [Legal Stuff: © 2004 by Wiley Publishing, Inc. Cleveland, Ohio] and open it up to a random page with my eyes closed, and point to a word. That will be the Digg'n in the Dictionary Word of the Day... I hope that I can do this almost everyday...
Hope you all enjoy the Digg'n in the Dictionary Series
About Rock'n Condiments
My very first series is named "Rock'n Condiments"... How did you come up with this you may ask?
Well... being my random self... during a discussion my mom and my brother was having about writing a paper, my brother challenged me to right a paper (at least 250 words) about something hard... and I chose Mayonnaise... I soon found out when writing my paper on Mayonnaise that there are very amazing things - which you can read in my following post "Rock'n Condiments - Mayonnaise" - so I wanted to start a series about Condiments and how they rock!
Well... being my random self... during a discussion my mom and my brother was having about writing a paper, my brother challenged me to right a paper (at least 250 words) about something hard... and I chose Mayonnaise... I soon found out when writing my paper on Mayonnaise that there are very amazing things - which you can read in my following post "Rock'n Condiments - Mayonnaise" - so I wanted to start a series about Condiments and how they rock!
Welcome to Random Awesome Stuff
Hello people on the Internet,
I'm Matthew and I love being totally random. Have you ever thought of the uses of condiments, the importance of colors, or how politically incorrect milk is? Well I have! I am going to keep you updated with the latest randomness of science, technology, food, animals, spoons, giraffes, and... just totally random stuff. I'm going to try to post daily, but it may turn out weekly. So tell all of your friends and random people you meet to visit my blog - or maybe its really our blog cause I'm going to involve you in random debates, polls, and quizzes - every so often because there will always be something new.
With randomness,
Matthew
I'm Matthew and I love being totally random. Have you ever thought of the uses of condiments, the importance of colors, or how politically incorrect milk is? Well I have! I am going to keep you updated with the latest randomness of science, technology, food, animals, spoons, giraffes, and... just totally random stuff. I'm going to try to post daily, but it may turn out weekly. So tell all of your friends and random people you meet to visit my blog - or maybe its really our blog cause I'm going to involve you in random debates, polls, and quizzes - every so often because there will always be something new.
With randomness,
Matthew
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