Random Acts of Randomness - The Forth of July

Hey People and Primates of Various Species!

Today is the Fourth of July a very important holiday, but most of all I'm going to be doing random stuff - as usual. I'm going to be walking up to random people I don't know and hand them a flyer promoting this random awesome blog.

So... what are you going to do on the forth of July? Many people set off fireworks... I love fireworks because they are random... each one, no matter if they are the same type, color, and size, will explode a different way and go in different directions. It's a prime example of Randomology - which I will discuss sometime in the future.

Also, at the firework show you'll meet a ton of random people and dogs that are all dressed up ready to be amazed by random flashing colors. Actually, isn't that what the Forth of July is all about... minus the Independence Day part... a bunch of people getting together to eat some Fantastic Foods, then go gaze into the light of random flashing colors in the sky... idk any more...

Boom! Boom! Boom! Ahh!!!