Warning May Cause Death: Doors

Ever have a bad experience with doors? I know I have countless times - especially those stupid glass ones at hotels. I would keep walking into the glass bruising my forehead over and over. This is why doors may cause death; they're very dangerous. They can whack you in the face for no reason at all - ouch! There are sliding or electrical doors too that you just expect to open, but they won't - thats going to leave a mark. On this one television show, there was this guy that got hit in the face with a door and suddenly had all this girls chasing him. He got tired of all this and eventually kept hitting himself in the face with the door to return to his regular ugliness.