Warning May Cause Death: Doors

Ever have a bad experience with doors? I know I have countless times - especially those stupid glass ones at hotels. I would keep walking into the glass bruising my forehead over and over. This is why doors may cause death; they're very dangerous. They can whack you in the face for no reason at all - ouch! There are sliding or electrical doors too that you just expect to open, but they won't - thats going to leave a mark. On this one television show, there was this guy that got hit in the face with a door and suddenly had all this girls chasing him. He got tired of all this and eventually kept hitting himself in the face with the door to return to his regular ugliness.

Warning May Cause Death: Dog Meds

Today, I was listening to the radio - the non-elderly station of course - and heard and advertisement for dog medicine. The medicine name was "Phenobarbital" sounds like it'll do some good stuff right? Wrong! I want you to watch out for you dog - if you have one - and do not buy this medicine 'cause it literally "may cause death".

Later, I looked up the medicine on the internet and saw more possible symptoms than on the radio said. The advertisement had nothing to do with the benefits of the medicine, but everything that could go wrong.

Here's a list of some possible side effects: tiredness or anxiety and agitation, depression, sedation, staggering or an increase in drinking, urinating, and eating, with an increased tendency to bruise or bleed facial swelling, hives, scratching, shock, seizures, pale gums, cold limbs.

These are the too real shockers - Coma and/or Death.

Who really wants to buy this medicine that will help prevent seizures when one of the side effects is a seizure? So... if you really care for your dog's well-being do not buy this medicine. Just love your dog and go play with them a lot.

WOOF, LOOK MOMMY I'M SWIMMING!

Warning: May Cause Death - The Letter "Y"

How many letters are in the alphabet? Most people would say 26 but I think there are only 25. In school, they teach you about the letter "y" and how it can be both used as a constant and vowel. Well in my opinion it should not be a letter at all if it cannot choose what kind it wants to be!

Ok... maybe it is useful but a confusing little letter. Without it we could not eat yams or go to New York.

Maybe it'll make up its mind soon and stop being so fussy and choose. Hope it decides to be a vowel (vowels are V.I.P.)...

About Warning: May Cause Death

This post is about the new series called "Warning: May Cause Death".

You may see this message on various items such as medicines labels, on a soda can, or just about - let's say - 78% of items...

But there are many things that "May Cause Death" and I want to warn you about them...

Hope you are readily informed about the new items in the series "Warning: May Cause Death".