Today at School... - School Excuses

Hey people that go to school...Today I was at my middle school picking up my schedule for my classes and getting other junk you need for the first day. Anyways, I was thinking to myself...Do I really want to waste another year sitting in a classroom when I'm so close to the beach? Eh nope so I came up a few diseases to get out of class that the school nurse won't know about and will definitely send me home or I won't even have to bother to go in the first place. Why not try them yourselves? Here's their names and symptoms:

1. Insignia - You wake up and have a headache, your stomach hurts, your hands are sweaty, your big toe is enlarged and you just don't feel right.

2. Electra - Your tongue is swollen and your throat is dry and you electrolytes are low so you must stay home and drink Pedia-light.

3. Epifani - You had continual nightmares throughout the night and caused you not to get any sleep, woke up in the morning with blurred vision and feeling dizzy and need to stay in bed for the day.

Make sure you space these excuses out because you don't want to have to get checked by the Infectious Diseases Department in your area.

About Today at School...

Hello People of the Internet or the ciberespacio as Spanish people may call it!

This new series is inspired by my school... How boring can class get at times? Well, while I'm in class, and I have nothing better to do then introrse at the teacher, but not listen because she's talking about blah, blah, blah... I can write something random!... So if anything awesome and random happens at school - or while I'm bored at school - I'll be sure to tell you about it!

¡Los viejos miran y olor como pasas! - Translation: Old people look and smell like raisins!