Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Useful Nouns - California

Hey people enjoying the pleasure of the internet!

A place that has it all is California - even though I've never been there. You can do it all in California it has the beach, and the mountains - I think. It's flat in one part and all high in the other - how strange, but awesome. Anyways, you swim, surf, and build sandcastles...then drive and meet some hillbillies or rednecks - no offense to rednecks I like the color red. Then after I get some crazy redneck chasing out of the redneck zone I would probably go to Hollywood and pretend to be some random awesome celebrity.

The best thing that could ever happen to me is while I'm on vacation in California is to meet Oprah Winfrey on the beach with a four pronged fork and eat eggs with Oprah. What about you?

Does anyone want a tattoo of your face on my arm? Seriously.

1 comment:

Mike said...

Very nice, what creative things to do. Never would think of eggs on the beach, especially with a celebrity. lol