Sunday, June 29, 2008

Rock'n Condiments - Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is a very useful and helpful condiment. It comes in many shapes, forms, sizes, and jars. Mayonnaise is commonly named “Mayo”. Mayo comes in many different varieties such as light, regular, reduced fat etcetera.

One very great thing about mayo is that many people do not realize that you can eat it by itself or on different foods, such as crackers and sandwiches. Everybody should be careful about how much mayo they consume because it clogs your main arteries and can kill you eventually.

Mayo is largely consumed all over the world, especially in the most obese country, the United States of America. As www.nytimes.com says, “Mayo is king in New Orleans, where they eat 2.4 times as much as anywhere else.” This is amazing! They eat twice as much mayo as anywhere else on the planet.

Mayo is also commonly found in fruit dips and put on potatoes. What would the world do without mayonnaise? Many people would detest for this to happen, a world without mayo would be like a world without a sun, unable to live and sustain life. I think this because mayonnaise is always being sold all over the world, which helps our economy, and many people use it every day of their lives.

There are many myths to curing a cold or anything. Many people do not know but mayonnaise can be used as a facial cleanser, to reduce sunburn pain, or even used as a lubricant to get off tight rings and other tight objects that are stuck or not easy to move. According to Reader’s Digest, mayo is now being used to condition hair. In a recent article, Reader’s Digest says “Hold the mayo... and massage it into your hair and scalp just as you would any fine conditioner!”

People do not realize how useful a condiment can be. They are not there just to eat, but as presented above, they have many different uses in addition to the most common one.

Submitted with randomness,
Matthew

8 comments:

blueberrycharmz said...

love it<3333 -)

Anonymous said...

hi Matthew
it's nice essay, as well as a nice idea to be random.

Anonymous said...

robert says " I don't like mayo" but this is cool

Anonymous said...

melissa says " I like low fat mayo"

Anonymous said...

hihi rockin site :] luv it <3 (cherry was here lolz)

ash said...

whoa mayo is so cool <3

:D said...

Mayonnaise! I love Mayonnaise!!!!

chelsea69 said...

okay well i think thats gross putting it in your hair but if it works then... okay but i dont think i would do that :] but that great how much we use it but bad how much we dont realize how useful it is :)