Hola Muchachos y Muchachas del Internet! If you haven't guessed thats Spanish for Hello Boys and Girls of the Internet!
I don't speak Spanish, that was just totally random!!! That is what this series "Random Acts of Randomness" is all about.
I am going to tell you about my "Random Acts of Randomness" in hope that you will learn the ropes of being totally random. See my whole goal of this series is to further the knowledge of randomness, because randomness makes people laugh - including yourself - which has been proven to make you life years longer so...
Be random! Ilk word introrsed in (parenthesis) is parenthetically la!
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Digg'n in the Dictionary - ilk (#4)
Ilk is my fourth word in Digg'n in the Dictionary found on page 710 of my dictionary.
Ilk as stated in the dictionary is "every; each, also".
I know what you may be thinking it's milk not ilk but ilk is really a word! Without the word ilk we could never be like "Hey ilk-body!" (say that next time you need to say everybody - haha - it'll be cool).
Also, whenever you order pizza they always ask you what you want on it. Well, why would you want to say peppers, extra cheese ect. Just say ilk, - they should know what it means :] and you'll get the works.
It's a very useful little word but not known to many people, so... spread the word to ilk-body.
PEACE! And may ilk-day be random!
Ilk as stated in the dictionary is "every; each, also".
I know what you may be thinking it's milk not ilk but ilk is really a word! Without the word ilk we could never be like "Hey ilk-body!" (say that next time you need to say everybody - haha - it'll be cool).
Also, whenever you order pizza they always ask you what you want on it. Well, why would you want to say peppers, extra cheese ect. Just say ilk, - they should know what it means :] and you'll get the works.
It's a very useful little word but not known to many people, so... spread the word to ilk-body.
PEACE! And may ilk-day be random!
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Politically (In)Correct - Milk (Preview)
So... sorry, but I'm not yet done with my first post in this series, but I want to get some feedback first while I continue my research... ;D ... but here we go!
What color is milk? White you might say... but is it really white? Are we being politically correct..?!?!?! Come back in about a week - or sooner - and I'll have your questions answered.
Milk!
What color is milk? White you might say... but is it really white? Are we being politically correct..?!?!?! Come back in about a week - or sooner - and I'll have your questions answered.
Milk!
About Politically (In)Correct
Hello People on the Internet!
Once again I'm starting a new series called "Politically (In)Correct"! First... I can write about anything politically correct in this series, or as that parenthetical "in" shows, I could write about something politically incorrect... so... this should be exciting...
I hope you all comment on this point-of-view, so we may have a discussion going on within the comment!... Hope you enjoy the series... cause I know I will! Milk!
Once again I'm starting a new series called "Politically (In)Correct"! First... I can write about anything politically correct in this series, or as that parenthetical "in" shows, I could write about something politically incorrect... so... this should be exciting...
I hope you all comment on this point-of-view, so we may have a discussion going on within the comment!... Hope you enjoy the series... cause I know I will! Milk!
Fantastic Foods - Lychee
Lychee is a awesome fruit found in southern China. It is also spelled "Litchi". (which I think is better :]) Anyways, there are over 70 different types of lychee - wow thats alot!
In the early days, according to legends, ancient devotees have consumed 300 to 1,000 litchi per day. You know what they were busy doing all day, eating lychee.
Also, lychee is being used as medicine for tumors and enlarged glands - like your tongue - so next time your tongue enlarges eat lychee (if you can...).
Oh and the fruit is made into juice so next time you go to the grocery store buy some lychee juice if they have it instead of boring old orange juice. And if they don't have it go up to the customer service desk and tell them to special order it... because all stores can order it for you!
In the early days, according to legends, ancient devotees have consumed 300 to 1,000 litchi per day. You know what they were busy doing all day, eating lychee.
Also, lychee is being used as medicine for tumors and enlarged glands - like your tongue - so next time your tongue enlarges eat lychee (if you can...).
Oh and the fruit is made into juice so next time you go to the grocery store buy some lychee juice if they have it instead of boring old orange juice. And if they don't have it go up to the customer service desk and tell them to special order it... because all stores can order it for you!
Digg'n in the Dictionary - introrse (#3)
Introrse is my third word in Digg'n in the Dictionary found on page 750 of my dictionary.
Introrse as stated in the dictionary is "facing forward" or "in the center."
Right now your are introrsing.. your facing forward looking at your computer screen... probably in the center of the room your in...how awesome!
We introrse all the time at school and anywhere really...(some people go crazy from introsephobia - it should be a phobia if it is not)
What would our lives be without introrsing? Well, we could never look at each other which would be horrible cause we could not face forward. Also, we could never walk into the center of something (like your bedroom - bet you love doing that).
Keep introrsing!
Introrse as stated in the dictionary is "facing forward" or "in the center."
Right now your are introrsing.. your facing forward looking at your computer screen... probably in the center of the room your in...how awesome!
We introrse all the time at school and anywhere really...(some people go crazy from introsephobia - it should be a phobia if it is not)
What would our lives be without introrsing? Well, we could never look at each other which would be horrible cause we could not face forward. Also, we could never walk into the center of something (like your bedroom - bet you love doing that).
Keep introrsing!
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
About Fantastic Foods
Hello People of the World!
Once again, I'm starting a new series called "Fantastic Foods"! The foods I will post about will have something fantastic about them, or I may have a twist on the Fantastic Food... and it may not have anything fantastic about it at all - it depends on my random mood! If it not a Fantastic Food... I'll make sure you know why it's not!
I hope everyone enjoys the new series "Fantastic Foods" because foods can sometimes just be fantastic! ... and remember your comments could help to spark the next food on "Fantastic Foods"
Once again, I'm starting a new series called "Fantastic Foods"! The foods I will post about will have something fantastic about them, or I may have a twist on the Fantastic Food... and it may not have anything fantastic about it at all - it depends on my random mood! If it not a Fantastic Food... I'll make sure you know why it's not!
I hope everyone enjoys the new series "Fantastic Foods" because foods can sometimes just be fantastic! ... and remember your comments could help to spark the next food on "Fantastic Foods"
Warning: May Cause Death - The Letter "Y"
How many letters are in the alphabet? Most people would say 26 but I think there are only 25. In school, they teach you about the letter "y" and how it can be both used as a constant and vowel. Well in my opinion it should not be a letter at all if it cannot choose what kind it wants to be!
Ok... maybe it is useful but a confusing little letter. Without it we could not eat yams or go to New York.
Maybe it'll make up its mind soon and stop being so fussy and choose. Hope it decides to be a vowel (vowels are V.I.P.)...
Ok... maybe it is useful but a confusing little letter. Without it we could not eat yams or go to New York.
Maybe it'll make up its mind soon and stop being so fussy and choose. Hope it decides to be a vowel (vowels are V.I.P.)...
About Warning: May Cause Death
This post is about the new series called "Warning: May Cause Death".
You may see this message on various items such as medicines labels, on a soda can, or just about - let's say - 78% of items...
But there are many things that "May Cause Death" and I want to warn you about them...
Hope you are readily informed about the new items in the series "Warning: May Cause Death".
You may see this message on various items such as medicines labels, on a soda can, or just about - let's say - 78% of items...
But there are many things that "May Cause Death" and I want to warn you about them...
Hope you are readily informed about the new items in the series "Warning: May Cause Death".
Digg'n in the Dictionary - la (#2)
La is my second word in Digg'n in the Dictionary found on page 798 of my dictionary.
La as stated in the dictionary is "an exclamation expressing suprise or providing emphasis" or "the sixth tone of the diatonic scale."
So...this blog is La La its so...exciting. I cannot la believe that you can add emphasis with laing. Next time your bored try lalaing and add emphasis on random words.
Also...la means the sixth tone of some scale (not on a fish-haha parenthisis) which means you could not sing the Do–Re–Mi–Fa–So–La–Ti–Do song it would only be Do–Re–Mi–Fa–So–Ti–Do. That would be akward.
Enjoying laing.
La as stated in the dictionary is "an exclamation expressing suprise or providing emphasis" or "the sixth tone of the diatonic scale."
So...this blog is La La its so...exciting. I cannot la believe that you can add emphasis with laing. Next time your bored try lalaing and add emphasis on random words.
Also...la means the sixth tone of some scale (not on a fish-haha parenthisis) which means you could not sing the Do–Re–Mi–Fa–So–La–Ti–Do song it would only be Do–Re–Mi–Fa–So–Ti–Do. That would be akward.
Enjoying laing.
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